r/BrandNewSentence Sep 15 '21 Silver

Overheard new sentences thread + discord

551 Upvotes

Post here all the weird stuff your friends or your cousins say. Don't forget to give us a little bit of context as to how that sentence was born.

This thread is dedicated for sentences that were not found on the internet and were instead created in face to face or phone conversations, video chats, game voice chats and so on. Please only comment your own personal ideas and/or additions in response to other comments, and keep the top parent comments just the sentences.

Also, you can join our discord server by using this invite: https://discord.gg/GfxVA6q


r/BrandNewSentence Feb 26 '22 I'll Drink to That

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r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

Good going now the internet is haunted

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r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

It appears my blood has been successful

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r/BrandNewSentence 10h ago

Bottomed my way into acceptance

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394 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago Narwhal Salute

Oregon baseball team unveils new uniforms paying homage to exploding whale

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r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

Beastiality is so hot right now...

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30 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

One, potentially two, new sentences here

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Masters of worm grunting

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r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

“This fossilized butthole gives us a rare window into dinosaur sex”

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

spiderman dick tattoos

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r/BrandNewSentence 16h ago

I sold my cheeks for 40 dollars

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r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

My lamp looks like a well-endowed Easter Island statue wearing a huge hat

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Don’t y’all hate when this happens

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r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

Volcanic Destruction Fear Boner

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r/BrandNewSentence 16m ago

Someone walter white balloon housed his sister

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r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

This baby turtle floating around on a slice of bread

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Dont forget to tip your landlord

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475 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 23h ago

Twice as fast

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155 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 14h ago

That's the last time Joey rigatoni fucks with the sludge queen

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29 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

it's quick, it's easy and it's free: pouring river water in your socks

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r/BrandNewSentence 15h ago

Emotional Support Bees

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r/BrandNewSentence 13h ago

asking for a friend?

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r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

Like peanut butter and jelly

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

A Dating Simulator That Also Files Your Income Taxes

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4.9k Upvotes