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Toddler's first steps turn into dancing
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u/OtheDreamer 6d ago
Didn't wait a second once he got the groove
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u/ChunkyDay 6d ago
Reminded me of Frank Reynolds’s trying to pick up women in the club.
Hi I’m Frank. Heyyyy go for it. go for it.
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u/BattleAnus 6d ago
You might already know this, but the song that's playing in the background of that scene was recorded by Rob Mcelhenny and Glenn Howarton after hearing Danny Devito improvised those lines lol
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u/ChunkyDay 6d ago
I was actually going to edit my comment to mention that. Best podcast going right now.
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u/2morereps 6d ago
he waited his entire existence so he can bust a move. kid be like, "once I start walking, I am busting every move"
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u/Urbanviking1 6d ago
Ha! That little shoulder shimmy after his first steps.
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u/APulsarAteMyLunch 6d ago
"Mom! The Rhythm! I can't deny it!"
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u/Edward_Fingerhands 6d ago
🎵 Come on, shake your body, baby, do the conga. I know you can't control yourself any longer. 🎵
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u/Ntny95 6d ago
the beginning was so smooth actually
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u/GilmerDosSantos 6d ago
it’s crazy how slick that first move was lmao
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u/Pixysus 6d ago
Kid’s got fuckin MOVES, I couldn’t dance like that if I tried
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u/PranshuKhandal 6d ago
and the kid isn't even trying
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u/bestfrenplank 6d ago
Trying to stay verticle
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u/Technical-Outside408 6d ago
Maybe that's the problem. Adults are so hung up about getting horizontal for dancing they forget it should be about the fun of verticality.
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u/AyeOnThePie 6d ago edited 6d ago
Yes you can! Check if there's an ecstatic dance workshop in your area! Dance is in everyone! There are no right or wrong moves, only how you feel you wanna move your body :) good luck
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u/VacantCatfish 6d ago
I'm stealing some of these moves and there is nothing he can do to stop me.
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u/SPS_Agent 6d ago
I think that was him losing his balance and catching it.
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u/Virtual-Public-4750 6d ago
This is me 6 beers in.
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u/bulletproofgleb 6d ago •
Why you so small brah
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u/Afraid_Ad_1536 6d ago
I don't know why but this comment just fucking killed me.
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u/FearofaRoundPlanet 6d ago
On March 18, 2023, Afraid_Ad_1536 left us. In life, they were a person. In lieu of flowers, send Fs.
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u/Callabrantus 6d ago
Before you can dance, you must learn to walk.
This kid: Fuck that noise!
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u/KrazyAboutLogic 6d ago
I've heard that some kids skip crawling and go straight to walking.
This guy skipped both and went straight to dancing.
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u/SeaworthyWide 6d ago
Yep my kid would get so frustrated trying to crawl.
Never really did.
Then he learned to stand up, hold on to things.
From there he went straight to running from hand hold to hand hold, then walking.
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u/Callabrantus 6d ago
Yeah, my younger brother would try to crawl, but he would end up shoving himself backwards. We could hear him crying one time and it took a while before we found him under the couch.
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u/KrazyAboutLogic 6d ago edited 6d ago
I feel bad for laughing at a baby because I'm sure he felt scared as hell in the moment but that's so funny. I am not sure I would be able to control myself if I saw that in person.
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u/Callabrantus 6d ago
No, no. You are right to laugh at that. It was really funny.
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u/KrazyAboutLogic 6d ago edited 6d ago
I know but can you imagine you are lonely and trying to find your family but you end up going backwards and under a couch and you are so scared and alone and the Undercouchworld is like a claustrophobic dark cave and you scream out for your life and then suddenly there's a bright light and you are surrounded by your family pointing at you and laughing??
I'm not saying I'm a better person and wouldn't be laughing my ass off. But that poor kid. 😭
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u/Callabrantus 6d ago
He's fine. My middle brother locked me in the crawlspace, and I turned out fine.
Wow...I think my family is fucked up...
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u/KrazyAboutLogic 6d ago edited 6d ago
It's so fascinating how kids learn how to move. They do it differently and its learned, not an instinct like most animals. Probably because our giant brains forced us to be born earlier in our development.
There's different types of baby crawls because the baby is teaching themselves. And sometimes they just skip crawling altogether and go to walking.
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u/Bigdummy2363 6d ago
This one’s gonna be an athlete!
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u/Qweerz 6d ago
Not sure if he has the makings of a varsity athlete, but he’ll get somewhere.
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u/Denethorsmukbang 6d ago
Great video and the laughter was genuinely contagious too , bless this post
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u/procrastinator0430 6d ago
Little dudes going places
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u/dougxiii 6d ago
Someone put a beat to that ASAP
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u/CyborgWarrior 6d ago
It's got sound, playing a Weeknd track
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u/vanderZwan 6d ago edited 6d ago
Ok, but can someone replace the "sounds like it's heard through a tin-can faintly in the background" version with a good version *then?
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u/BoofingCheese 6d ago
Theo! Theo where are you, this fella needs a sound edit?!
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u/Hatstronaut 6d ago
That's a prodigy right there! When they grow up, they're gonna become a professional walker.
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u/MowgliXIV 6d ago
And at that moment he knew he liked The Weeknd.
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u/cerpin_taxt09 6d ago
The little Descendents T is freakin adorable.
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u/ClampAndGasket 6d ago
I was going to post the same thing. Someone in this kids life obviously loves music so I guess it’s no surprise his first steps were awesome dance moves, hah!
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u/CascadiaUberAlles 6d ago
Kids like “I don’t wanna grow up”
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u/linesinaconversation 6d ago
Based on the quality of the dancing and how old the boy looks, I kinda don't buy those were his first steps at the beginning. But I also don't care, because holy moly that kid is adorable.
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u/northshore1030 6d ago
I don’t think they are his very first steps but he does seem like he’s just starting to string together a bunch of steps. There is a moment when he seems wobbly and then corrects, and then also when he grabs onto the oven. Those are signs that he is not yet walking consistently to me but tbh my only knowledge comes from going through this with my son a year ago. I believe the walking milestone is 12-18 months which he seems to fit into.
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u/linesinaconversation 6d ago
Yeah, I'm a father of two and your description at the beginning sounds spot on. He probably had had his first steps within the previous couple weeks, had been coasting on furniture like a pro, etc.
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u/Long_Wheels 6d ago
My sister stealth walked for a while, we don't know for how long. I caught her walking once and when she noticed that I noticed she sat straight down.
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u/squishypoo91 6d ago
My daughter was coasting like a pro at 9 months but it took her until 13 months to actually walk on her own lol. This is pretty typical(and adorable). He may have taken a few before this but he definitely looks wobbly still
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u/ImAPixiePrincess 6d ago
My son was army crawling at 3 months and walking at 8. Was so fricking stressful. Now he’s 3.5 years and still refuses to poop in the potty 🤷♀️
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u/Granlundo64 6d ago
First steps my ass.
Really adorable though.
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u/deafening_mediocrity 6d ago
Seriously. Most people commenting are either just being encouraging or are that oblivious.
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u/WeightPlater 6d ago
Lol yep. I can't imagine someone having their kid take their first steps on tile while everyone else is beyond arms' reach and holding their arms in their laps.
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u/alexicographer 6d ago
“That gum you like is going to… come back in style!” jazz music plays
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u/meatlesspuppet 6d ago
This is hilarious but man that floor seems like a rough spot to test out first steps.
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u/pmmeyoursfwphotos 6d ago
"he's about to take his first steps! Ya, better position him over a hard tile floor, let him go and then not be anywhere close to help him"
These are not his first steps
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u/TinFoilBeanieTech 6d ago
Some people just can’t handle their drink. One bottle of Similac and this guy thinks he’s at the club.
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u/authorized_sausage 6d ago
This just goes to show that shaking our butts is just complete instinct.
Also, our hips are the hinge in our body so it's just so easy to do. And it's fun!
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u/felicificmoon 5d ago
Why walk when you can dance. I want to live in a place where moonwalking is the standard form of traveling on foot. 
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u/HolocronContinuityDB 6d ago
Little bugger seems to know what he's doing so well you'd swear he was in an isekai anime and has memories from his former life and is trolling the adults lmao
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u/excelsioreye 6d ago
Lil man's first's steps transitioned to his first dance to The Weeknd. He better know of this lol
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