r/clevercomebacks Nov 07 '22

Announcement! Abusing the self-harm bot

1.5k Upvotes

Alright, the fact that I even have to address this is just sad.

STOP ABUSING THE SELF-HARM/SUICIDE BOT. It's not funny, it's not a "prank" or a funny joke, and it's not a report you should make lightly. You can be permabanned for misusing it. I report every instance of it to the admins, including the one I just got. You should absolutely never report someone for suicide/self-harm unless there's a clear sign that a user may want/need to avail themselves of it's services.

Quit being dicks. Further abuse of this bot will result in an admin report and possible lifetime ban.

FYI: FALSELY REPORTING SOMEONE TO THE SELF HARM BOT CAN RESULT IN AN ADMIN BAN. QUIT USING THE BOT AS A REVENGE TOOL.


r/clevercomebacks 4h ago

Walmart sex toys

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r/clevercomebacks 14h ago

A monster, with or without the dots

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r/clevercomebacks 9h ago

It’s also used in Danish

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r/clevercomebacks 2h ago

Distraction 3000

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r/clevercomebacks 20h ago

Ohhhh. Who lives in a wrecked fuselage under the sea.

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

As a male. I stand by this.

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Woops--careful when trying to be clever...

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

When keeping it real goes wrong!

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r/clevercomebacks 9h ago

Bro got no chill đź’€

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r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

Cliché the Clichéd Cliché

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Should be exploring down not up

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Yeah but…. Oh

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r/clevercomebacks 14h ago

MTG is a hypocrite!

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Say it again for the Poor Whites in the back.

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

hasn’t the black community suffered enough already?!

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Fact checked

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Let's start with her mouth then...

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

When u get rekted by a furniture shop

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

And what is this?

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r/clevercomebacks 21h ago

Mmm, hand crafted organic boot leather

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r/clevercomebacks 21h ago

"My name is Andrew, and I'm a misogynist"

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

We all got rekt

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Absolute madlad

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r/clevercomebacks 18h ago

Not sure if this counts. I thought it was clever.

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago All-Seeing Upvote

Scotland rail, everybody.

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