Ohhhh. Who lives in a wrecked fuselage under the sea.

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Lol good luck traveling somewhere and only spending $200. Wtf.

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u/protokhan Mar 25 '23

Also who is paying $200 a month for cable tv? That seems really high

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u/Davy_Jones_Lover Mar 25 '23

Some plans start around $50 and can reach up to hundreds of dollars for more TV's, premium channels, movies, sports.

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u/Scethrow Mar 25 '23

Shoot where do you live? Average cable bill here is 2-300.

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u/KeterLordFR Mar 25 '23

Dang, that's the first time I've seen such a high price to watch TV. I live in France, for 35€ a month (~$37) I get 900 channels of all types, including a lot of channels from other countries.

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u/Klutzy_Study573 Mar 25 '23

With all due respect, I hate you for that comment. Take my upvote.

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u/DjuriWarface Mar 26 '23

Just go your one of your parent's vacation homes, duh!

^{^{^{^/s}}}

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u/MSeanF Mar 24 '23

Two clever comebacks in a row.

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u/Davy_Jones_Lover Mar 25 '23

I don't know. One was a clever comeback while the other was a r/cursedcomments

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u/Thephilosopherkmh Mar 24 '23

Oceanic flight 815 should get ya there.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '23

Well actually, Oceanic 815 wound up blowing up and scattering across an island. I think you mean the decoy plane dumped in the ocean by a rich businessman for some reason to thwart rescue efforts that could’ve found the island that was moving around on its own anyway, later to be outright teleported by a dude messing with a ship’s wheel in a well that had the unfortunate side effect of causing the damn place to skip about through time and space, causing those unfortunate souls teleporting about to get nose bleeds.

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u/TheColonCrusher98 Mar 25 '23

Ya that show was the wildest trip on strange plot elements. I heard they were going to make more and I wonder if it'll help make that shit make sense.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '23

After rewatching “Ab Aeterno,” I’m convinced the answer to that isn’t a continuation of the story, but a prequel. That episode was the highlight of an otherwise dull final season in my opinion.

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u/RiverJumper84 Mar 25 '23

🎶OOOOOOOH, who lives in a wrecked fuselage under the sea? MALAYSIA FLIGHT 370!🎶

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u/Healthybear35 Mar 25 '23

That works surprisingly well

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u/RiverJumper84 Mar 25 '23

It's because it's SUPPOSED to. DUM DUM DUM!

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u/PirateReindeer Mar 25 '23

Who pays for cable?

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u/renniechops Mar 25 '23

Who the fuck pays that much for cable?!?

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u/Motocamperman Mar 24 '23

I get Hulu for $1/mo. Where can I go on that?

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u/stamper3332 Mar 24 '23

25 years of adults just got that song stuck in our heads

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u/TawnyTeaTowel Mar 24 '23

Ouch.

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u/grim-1992 Mar 25 '23

r/cursedcomments

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u/Davy_Jones_Lover Mar 25 '23

I haven't flown recently, or at all since before COVID, but my plane ticket costed about three times more and I didn't even go that far. Then I had to pay for the activities I did, hotel, transportation, food and other stuff. The trip was a little over 2k for one week.

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u/fluffybunnies51 Mar 25 '23

I don't wanna go to True Crime Land, though!

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u/Th3TruthIs0utTh3r3 Mar 24 '23

aww damn...

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u/Monkeycolors Mar 25 '23

This is gold

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u/HordeMaster-50_12 Mar 25 '23

But that's one-way...

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u/LyonsKing12 Mar 25 '23

Oh damn

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u/Darth_Shame Mar 25 '23

Too soon.

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u/LemonCloud20 Mar 25 '23

What $200 flight goes to mars?🤔

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u/Klutzy_Study573 Mar 25 '23

Oh God, the more I scroll through Reddit, the more I feel my soul is being sucked deeper into the depths of hell for laughing at shit like this

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u/CuriosityMuse Mar 25 '23

You and me both, friend. We'll laugh in hell together.

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u/Th3Glutt0n Mar 26 '23

r/lostredditors

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u/Maestro_Primus Mar 27 '23

wait. who's paying $200 per month for cable?