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I feel like most 22 year olds these days work on like 5 hours of sleep. Either they're studying and have a part time job because they don't have enough money to support themselves. Or they're working and have to work ungodly hours in an effort to "prove" their worth to their employers because the employer rewards a bad work-life balance in their favour....
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u/libertybelle08 Oct 15 '22
Can confirm — am 22, got 5 hrs of sleep and it’s the best sleep I’ve had all week..
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u/Arslan32 Oct 15 '22
Or just we sleep late because thats the only time we have to enjoy our free time.
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u/luchosoto83 Oct 15 '22
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u/throwaway000000024 Oct 15 '22
To be fair after being out of the house all day doing shit I hate its nice to sit back and watch a movie even if it's 2am.
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u/Th3-1OtakuFriend Oct 15 '22
I'm 25 and most days I work on 5 hrs sleep and no breakfast
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u/Seyon Oct 15 '22
I'm 32, doing about 4.5 hours a weeknight and having coffee for breakfast.
Haven't really felt that tired, the coffee is due to chemical addiction and I haven't had the time off to deal with caffeine withdrawal.
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u/darknighties Oct 15 '22
I would try my hardest to have something for breakfast. Banana or muesli. Something. Please look after yourself.
A caring mum
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Oct 15 '22
I don't feel like it's fair to say that most 22-year-olds are in a higher learning institution.
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u/limbylegs Oct 15 '22
When I was 22 I took summer classes while I worked so I could graduate a semester early. Class was at 7 in the morning, then went to my first job at 11, left at 3:30, took a quick nap in my car and went to my next job from 4-11. It was honestly insane.
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u/iswearatkids Oct 15 '22
Fathers can’t cut in line?
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u/OblivionGuard13 Oct 15 '22 •
Only if youve been creampied
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u/iswearatkids Oct 15 '22
What father hasn't?
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Fathers work 24 a day at tough man jobs that women couldn’t possibly do because they have to wear boots and gloves and that’s why they deserve to make more money than women who should be at home barefoot and pregnant anyway.
./s obviously
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u/RandyDinglefart Oct 15 '22 •
Every day I get up at 4am to start my shift at the lifting heavy things factory. I lift the heavy things for 14 hours before I get in my full size pickup truck to drive home to my wife and children. I don't question why the heavy things need to be picked up. I just do it for my family.
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u/nudiecale Oct 15 '22
I bet your hands get dirty too. What a real man!
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u/RandyDinglefart Oct 15 '22
Dirt is the most common medium for storing and transporting heavy things so yes. It helps that I never wash, because I am too busy lifting heavy things to provide for my family to worry about personal hygiene.
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u/D-Nice1117 Oct 15 '22
Make your own coffee and don't even be part of the line. Then, make a pointless mommy post that no one gives a shit about. Problem solved.
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u/Doofitator Oct 15 '22
My pet peeve is drive through coffee shops backing up and blocking the road at 8AM. Make your damn coffee at home or drink water like a normal person. I've got places to be!
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u/MelQMaid Oct 15 '22
One of the treats of driving my dogs around is how happy the dogs and the workers get for the encounter. But I also do not stay a drive through longer than 2 cars.
I need dog versions of happy meals. Sliced apples are the healthiest treat I can buy for the dogs on our rare outings.
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u/slow-mickey-dolenz Oct 15 '22
The Starbucks cult membership is the first box you check if you want to be in the soccer mom club. You’d MUCH rather wait in the 30 minute line than go to the independent shop across the street that has better, cheaper, faster coffee (but no cell phone app).
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u/allegedlydm Oct 15 '22
I’ve mostly given up Starbucks, but there are no independent coffee shops within a 15 minute drive of my house because the only one we had closed during the early days of Covid and never reopened. I’ve got Starbucks and Panera and that’s it. But you can easily tell who is there because it’s coffee and who is there because it’s ✨Starbucks✨
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u/ADeadlyFerret Oct 15 '22
Shit in my town the only things they have built in the last few years have been drive through coffee shops, car washes and dollar store variations.
Seriously every corner has two of these three places and they're always packed.
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u/LittleBridgePyro Oct 15 '22
And spend and hour putting all these letters in (these boards take fucking ages)
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u/TooMuchFun007 Oct 15 '22
Ding, winner.
Why waste money on shit coffee, use purified water, better beans and keep it in a thermos, I prefer tea.
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u/Kimber-Says-04 Oct 15 '22
Her “cute” scrunchy mouth makes me ill.
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“Honey” also makes me ill
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u/Zealousideal-Feed156 Oct 15 '22
She’s just mad she isn’t 22. Like nobody made you have a kid “honey” I want a latte too.
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u/billybillingham Oct 15 '22
Makes it look like she has a cunt personality. Validated by the sign.
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u/Nicnatious
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These are the people that burn down forests and contaminate entire water systems just to reveal their fuck trophies gender. There’s billions of us, no one fuck cares.
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u/RepeatDTD Oct 15 '22
It’s the facial expression that is cherry on top of this poop flavored cake
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Oct 15 '22
I think the only way to make this whole image more infuriating is to add a "just sayin".
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u/DoucheBunny Oct 15 '22
This has been reposted so many times I can't help but feel her FB feed is full of reposts of this shit. She bitches about anything trivial? Some reposts this to show her entitlement.
Though she's probably culled her friends down to only those that agree or are family.
If this were a comedy, instead of the tragedy that life is, this will be the pick at her wake/funeral.
"She died like she lived.... bitching about not being in the front of the line. How do you like it now, Karen?!?! You died first!!!"
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u/29camels Oct 15 '22
If you’re that tired and pressed for time… stay home and make your own coffee.
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u/CreaminFreeman Oct 15 '22
Where my brain goes as well. If you’re so tired that you think you need a special place in line you’re probably too tired to safely drive to the coffee shop.
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u/otterguitarmeme69 Oct 15 '22
You coudn't live with the consequences. And where did that bring you? Back to the line.
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u/ghettoccult_nerd Oct 15 '22
if you were a top tier parent, your kids would be the one getting the coffee. but lil useless 3 yo Brayton cant drive stick.
pathetic.
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u/Pancake_Operation Oct 15 '22
Yeah children are useless as fuck and leach off of you. I make my kids work 16 hours a day. Little ones need to contribute to the house.
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u/Torgosassistant2021 Oct 15 '22
Yeah sorry, you wanted the crotch goblin and because of that you don't get special treatment. I'm all about free education and school lunches and the like, but your ass can wait to get coffee like the rest of us.
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u/Standard_Isopod3875 Oct 15 '22
Who gets to sleep that long at 22? Either your working or in school or both and none permits you to sleep that long.
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Oct 15 '22
Why do the “no one has it harder than me” crowd never acknowledge others who have it at least as hard? Moms, stay-at-home moms, stay-at-home wives, stay-at-home wives of military or police employees, etc. It’s like they all have to outdo each other without acknowledging that collectively they have it way harder than everyone else! /s
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u/mofa90277 Oct 15 '22
That sign took her at least an hour to make. She’s got a lot of time on her hands.
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u/hazard6092 Oct 15 '22
How many times does something have to be reposted before it dies?
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u/crobu- Oct 15 '22
When my sister had her first child, shw wouldnt stop talking about how she wouldnt be able to sleep more than five hours in a row, and how terrible it was. Meanwhile, I, in college, only slept 3 to 4 hours most nights, because i had tons of exams, but "I wouldnt get it".
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u/Huge_Strain_8714 Oct 15 '22
Grocery store in the area about 10 years ago started doing a family parking section, near the handicap section. I think that dwindled over the years and it disappeared
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u/Skyblacker Oct 15 '22
What's the appeal of coffee shops? Even if you grind your own beans, it's faster to get a coffee at home.
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u/lamest-liz Oct 15 '22
People usually want fancy coffee, like a latte or espresso, etc. Depending on where you go, it could be much tastier (3rd wave shop) but it also probably comes down to convenience, such as being on the way to work and just grabbing it on the way.
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u/dontbeahater_dear Oct 15 '22
I bike half an hour into work, so when i get there i sometimes stop to pick up a hot cappuccino.
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u/SalamiSandwich83 Oct 15 '22
Err..babies happen for 2 reasons: planning or accident. Etiher way, it's something that only those involved in making it are responsible for. Don't get me involved in your Bs. No, I won't let u skip the fucking line.
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u/dis_2much Oct 15 '22
Always wondered what her reaction was to all the hate she got after posting this
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u/SupersawLead Oct 15 '22
“moms getting canceled by internet incels” or something equally nonsensical.
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u/Wrong_Restaurant_611 Oct 15 '22
Imagine someone thinking.they would have the right to coffee before me. You chose yo have the brats, now you pay the consequences. Just try and cut in front of me in a coffee queue and see what happens 🙄😂😂
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u/AnthropOctopus Oct 15 '22
You don't get special treatment as a customer just for having a crotch goblin.
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u/NnyBees Oct 15 '22
That 22 year old probably got creampied too as it were.
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u/BillWaste6039 Oct 15 '22
Probably, but she's not making stupid suggestions like mommy end-of-the-line here
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u/girlpower0823 Oct 15 '22
Yea but the 22 year old isn’t saying she should be able to cut in line just because she got cream pied lmao
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u/huggothebear Oct 15 '22
”Just because you let some useless tosser blow his beans up your muff! Well done. Merry fucking christmas!”
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u/hupouttathon Oct 15 '22
I really can't stand the stupid fucking faces people pull for this kinda shit online.
I can't be alone??!!
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u/S0ulCub3 Oct 15 '22 edited Oct 15 '22
Imagine you're so brain dead you drink caffeine when pregnant
Edit: nevermind, I'm the brain dead
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u/Skyblacker Oct 15 '22
FYI, a mug of coffee a day reduces a pregnant woman's odds of developing gestational diabetes, a condition which can kill the baby and mother.
It's a dozen cups of coffee a day that increases her odds of miscarriage.
Like anything else, the devil is in the dosage.
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u/ThisIsMockingjay2020 Oct 15 '22
I was always told it would stunt their growth in the uterus or something. Not being able to drink coffee was the worst part of being pregnant.
Not even sciatic nerve pain and the crotch goblin breakdancing on my bladder compared to the pain of smelling coffee and not being able to drink it.
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u/AnthropOctopus Oct 15 '22
You know moms are still moms after they give birth, right?
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u/S0ulCub3 Oct 15 '22
Sorry, I'm the brain dead, I just woke up
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u/kirklandsignatureOG Oct 15 '22
If these entitled women didn’t get pregnant, they would just be whining about something else.
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u/DarthAnest Oct 15 '22
She’d be whining about deserving to be ahead of the line because mommies shouldn’t even have coffee, or something.
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u/peach_burrito Oct 15 '22
Be a real parent and drink your coffee out of the microwave, forgotten from yesterday, like the rest of us.
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u/Mister-Butterswurth Oct 15 '22 edited Oct 15 '22
People who say shit like this often do all of their mom responsibilities with a bad attitude and complain the whole fucking time too. Then when their kid is in high school and self sufficient they still have no job because they’re “busy being a mom.”
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You know what else breeds? Bacteria.
Making more of your stupid self doesn't make your time more valuable GFY.
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u/Jhelliot_62 Oct 15 '22
Coffee and an oatmeal cream pie does sound pretty good
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u/Embarrassed-Cicada27 Oct 15 '22
Nah, lemme put you on to something. They just released snickerdoodle cream pies and they're absolutely amazing with a fresh cup of coffee.
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u/hoja01 Oct 15 '22
Honestly hope she didnt know what the sign said when she posed for this photo, otherwise she can get the fuck out of here using the bullet train
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u/Modem_56k Oct 15 '22
Some people work 36hour shifts at hospitals, I don't think she wants her doctor to been awake for 40 hours at time if her birth
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u/imnota_ Oct 15 '22
I don't know anyone that either has a job or goes to college and sleeps 10hrs a night during the week.
I mean I guess I could but at that point it'd mean I would get back from work, chill or do something for 30min, eat, chill for 30min, take a shower and back to sleep to wake up the next day and go to work.
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u/jbrasco Oct 15 '22
This is why I like how they do it in Brazil. People with small children, seniors, and handicap people get a separate line.
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u/Recent_Ad_2724 Oct 15 '22
I agree with her logic. But reality isn’t fair so suck it up. Life’s harder when your older and have more responsibilities. But no one cares. Lol
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u/GarrusTH3Sniper Oct 15 '22
I feel like this is some kind of insecurity. A need to vindicate themselves at every turn. Like a kid in the nurses office at school who has to keep convincing the nurse he’s really sick and needs to be sent home early lol
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u/Negative-Custard5612 Oct 15 '22
Classic, one time my male boss came in and told me basically he's trying to start a family so I need to pick up extra work.
Oh? So I need to work harder for you to have something I will never be able to afford. Gawd, how do people die of colon cancer when their heads are always up their ass.
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u/verdant11 Oct 15 '22
At 22, I was dealing with the reality of no healthcare. Also it was raining in my apartment.
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u/HetaGarden1 Oct 15 '22
I was working my ass off at 22 to get through college. I can’t remember a single week that I had 10 hours of sleep a night. That sounds like heaven.
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u/Wh1te_Cr0w Oct 15 '22
Stay in line like everyone else or GTFO. Your choice does not imply my obligation.
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u/Aggravating_Load4309 Oct 15 '22
I’ll start getting 10 hours of sleep when i turn 22???? I’m so excited
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u/AbleHeight0 Oct 15 '22
This has been around for ages but I will forever love the assumption that the 22 year old in the example got 10 hours of sleep? Or that assuming anyone at any age gets a full nights sleep? lmfao
What is with entitled people and them making random assumptions about people?
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u/rinkled Oct 15 '22
What about all my motherfuckin 22 yr old moms that are also students. Bitch, you're stay-at-home ass doesn't know shit about sleep
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u/optional_occupant Oct 16 '22
At 22, I was returning from my first combat deployment...that lady can eat a bag of pickled horse dicks.
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u/Drumnaway67 Oct 16 '22
I’ve got the solution for this bullshit. Do the world a favor and use birth control. The last thing this world needs is more fucking kids.
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u/doorsix Oct 16 '22
As a parent, How do you have enough time to create the sign and take this picture and post it on social media? Get a fucking life
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u/shakerjaker Oct 16 '22
Guys I nutted 5 times to the Shrek DVD last night and now I'm tired, let me cut in front of you
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u/feisty_peach_ Oct 16 '22
Imagine thinking you deserve special treatment when you decided to get impregnated and become a mom. 🤣🤣
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u/ferriswheelpompadour Oct 16 '22
Would've gotten more sleep if she hadn't wasted time putting together this sign.
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u/Regine_Pauling Nov 19 '22
I get way more sleep as a stay at home mom than I ever did when I was 22.
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u/washing_machine_man Nov 19 '22
Probably gonna get downvoted but BITCH MOST PROPLE CHOOSE TO HAVE KIDS AND YOU SHOULD ACCEPT THE RISKS OF IT
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u/mintyblush Oct 15 '22
What 22 year old is getting 10 hours of sleep?