r/nottheonion 7d ago

South Carolina Abortion Bill Would Impose Death Penalty For Terminating A Pregnancy

https://theblockcharlotte.com/1399970/south-carolina-abortion-bill-would-impose-death-penalty-for-terminating-a-pregnancy/
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u/orient_vermillion 7d ago

Wait.... so, people who commit murder get jail sentence but women who choose to abort get death sentence? Wtf?!

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u/DameRuby 7d ago

I feel like ‘rapists get little to no jail time, and women who would abort their rapist’s child get death penalty’ is the more infuriating situation?

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u/diagnosedwolf 7d ago

I can do you one better.

“Rapist get little to no jail time, but a woman who falls pregnant due to a rape, then undergoes the further trauma of a miscarriage, faces death penalty.”

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u/EvlMinion 6d ago

And, through no choice of her own, that woman gets a heap of medical debt to remind her of the whole event. Everybody wins! But her.

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u/bemvee 6d ago

Well clearly this hasn’t been well thought out. Who is going to pay the medical bills if she’s dead?

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u/synthi 7d ago

“Endometri-what? All I hear is she’s dead one wh-ey or anuth’r, get the Bible!”

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u/beehaving 7d ago

It must’ve been lobbied by rapists

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u/OuatDeFoque 7d ago

You jest but there’s a pretty, pretty decent chance at that.

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u/Bitey_the_Squirrel 7d ago

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u/Undernown 6d ago

That's so disturbing, instead of it being like: "We don't have enough evidence to get a conviction." Which would be frustrating, but understandable, it was basically: "We didn't feel like prosecuting because; reasons."

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u/pecklepuff 7d ago

Republican legislators, so definitely.

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u/Rubberbabybuggybum 7d ago

Yeah we already said republicans.

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u/Snapdragon756 7d ago

Truly! And to take it further, if these women would act out in self-defense against their rapist and happen to take their rapist’s life, the women would likely still get the death penalty…

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u/moon-ho 7d ago

Killing your rapist is like 1/5th of an abortion really so the Talibangicals should just cut off the limb of your choice

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u/IAreDoppelganger 7d ago

Talibangicals

This is genius, I'm stealing it.

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u/HansJSolomente 7d ago

Which is such a self serving selective reading of the Bible. I think it's in the same book where Jesus is like "yo, eye for an eye is done. We're judging your heart now," he also makes it OK to eat pork and shrimp.

I swear, the Hypocrite Evangelical section of Hell will be so full even Satan will be like "WTF, slow down, people."

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u/CodyWanKenobi46 7d ago

Is the head considered a limb?

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u/Enthused_Llama 7d ago

The number of people coming to defense of the guy that was murdered by the underage girl he repeatedly 'bought' (read: Went to the same pimp so that he could repeatedly rape her) was absolutely disgusting.

(She woke up and killed him, everyone was going "well she wasn't under immediate threat she should've just run! She was literally constantly being trafficked and had no home, the idea that she could 'just run' was hilarious. Further, the idea that she could even necessarily escape without waking the guy...

And I guarantee you plenty of those motherfuckers are the kind that think the sheriff who shot and killed a man for throwing popcorn at him in a theater was justified because "you never know" and will defend any and all vaguely 'defensive' shootings on the basis of 'just in case.')

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u/habeus_coitus 7d ago

No but you see the rapist was a good kid who just made a silly mistake, he had a full and promising life ahead of him! Siding with rape victims is how innocent men’s lives get ruined or something!

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u/pale_blue_problem 7d ago

Per Brock Turners father: “it’s too steep a price to pay for 20 minutes of action”

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u/Skovzzt 6d ago

Do you mean the rapist Brock Turner?

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u/ZaftigFeline 6d ago

I'm pretty sure he does indeed mean the rapist Brock Allen Turner.

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u/NeatlyCritical 7d ago

That's why they want to roll back time to the point where woman are not people and men can just rape any woman they see out and about, solves the problem (for the nutjobs).

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u/Ent3rpris3 7d ago

I mean...have you even seen his swimming times? He's a competitive athlete!

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u/sl1ngstone 6d ago

I believe you're talking about Pieper Lewis. There's a petition to demand a pardon: https://www.change.org/JusticeForPieperLewis.

The worst part of Iowa law is that she was required to pay restitution to the family of the vile human garbage that raped her.

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u/AgreeableFeed9995 7d ago

Sure, but there’s plenty of non rape related abortions. Why is that a higher punishment than regular old non rape related murder? It’s all infuriating. The question is why does South Caro-incel-ina want to kill women so badly?

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u/thepurplehedgehog 7d ago

South Caro-incel-ina

You said it yourself. That’s why. I don’t even live in the US and this new law deeply, seriously disturbs me.

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u/WynnForTheWin49 7d ago

I live in North Carolina. I’m a young trans man in the middle of my transition and I’m fucking terrified. I have a friend in SC who says that if this bill gets passed and she gets pregnant, she’ll just kill herself before the state has a chance to do it. She’d rather go out on her own terms.

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u/AgreeableFeed9995 7d ago

Save all your money and move the fuck out of the south. I know that’s no small task, but for your own safety, please get out

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u/emo_corner_master 6d ago

Sadly with how our government and electoral college functions, this would still be a win for them. They want their states to be such hellholes no sane person with means to have a choice would ever live there, and then criminalize and enslave/disenfranchise those who stay to fight (or just black people because this always traces back to the fallout of the civil war in the US). That's how they get a captive and favorable electorate to do whatever fascist shit they want.

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u/Mr_master89 7d ago

Will definitely see a lot of "rape victim gets death penalty" headlines

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u/StreetofChimes 7d ago

But that sign! Didn't you read it? The woman loves her rape baby. So this is fine 🔥 🔥 🔥.

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u/whereismymind86 7d ago

This is pretty standard in ultra religious nations like Saudi Arabia or Egypt, horrifying we are heading that direction

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u/rabbitwonker 7d ago

So that the bill can be walked back to something a step less completely insane and called a “reasonable compromise”

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u/Incontinento 7d ago

This is what I think is happening here. And McMaster has already said he'll sign whatever the Legislature sends him. Soulless creeps.

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u/seevm 7d ago

Yeah you’re right, there is no logic to it. Only cruelty. I feel sad for the women who must live in South Carolina under such a draconian law.

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u/sassergaf 7d ago edited 7d ago

Happy Women’s Month!

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u/SomeWeirdoOnTheNet 7d ago

So pro-life they'll kill you.

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u/ebolaRETURNS 7d ago

Wtf?!

at this point, they're passing laws as mere rhetorical tools. I mean, they've tried to criminalize men wearing dresses...

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u/Ditnoka 7d ago

So much freedom, the state tells you how to dress.

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u/accioqueso 7d ago

What I’m reading is that it would be better for women to kill their would-be rapists.

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u/Candy--Boy 7d ago

I think the solution to please everyone here is to have the baby then immediately murder it.

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u/Specific_Rutabaga_87 7d ago

so pro life they'll kill for it.

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u/Wrathb0ne 7d ago

“Pregnant but had a miscarriage previously? Believe it or not we’ll kill you and your unborn child”

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u/Mother_Pin_4219 7d ago

Straight to death right away

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u/Brickman274 6d ago

No trial, no nothing

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u/beehaving 7d ago

Quite the oxymoron they have: we value life but only till you’re born then death by any means is acceptable

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u/JeddakofThark 7d ago

The problem with children and adults is that they often have their own opinions. Opinions that might well conflict with conservative values. But fetuses? Those things are always white, conservative Christians.

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u/SomeWeirdoOnTheNet 7d ago

I believe the technical term is doublethink, coined by George Orwell in his novel, 1984.

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u/GrimCreepaz 7d ago

George Carlin said “If you’re pre-born, you’re fine. If you’re preschool, you’re fucked.”

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u/kurisu7885 7d ago

At this point some want to skip preschool and send the kids straight to work

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u/SnarfbObo 6d ago

This was clear to even him way back in the 90's and it wasn't new then either.

I feel it is important context to show how this is a longstanding and an ongoing problem.

I thank you for beating me to the quote, keep up the good work.

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u/CoffeeTeaBitch 7d ago

I hate how the right appropiated the novel's vocabulary when it is meant to criticize what they are doing. Hell, in the novel a major plot point is the state prohibiting passionate, pre-marital sex. While I admit it's not an exact analogy to what is happening today (in the novel, sex is prohibited as a way to redirect their passion towards Big Brother, while the purpose for banning abortion is pretty much sexism and perhaps for keeping poor people and minorities slaves), the novel is a warning against that kind of reach from the government. Not to mention the well known fact that Orwell was a socialist.

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u/RJ815 7d ago

Many Republicans feel that government overreach is fine, so long as it's in their favor. It's always been hypocrisy.

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u/SomeWeirdoOnTheNet 7d ago

I think it was best summed up by a post I saw a few years ago:

"1984 was a warning, not an instruction manual."

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u/GarmonboziaBlues 7d ago

And the modern analog- "In the world of the Roberts court, The Handmaid's Tale is a documentary not a Hulu series."

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u/gazongagizmo 7d ago

"Make 1984 Fiction again"

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u/thealltomato323 7d ago

They're pro-funeral. Everyone knows Big Coffin runs the GOP

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u/RJ815 7d ago

Big Coughin' and Big Coffin

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u/TrashApocalypse 7d ago

They’re just showing the world how much they truly hate women. That women are mere objects to them, used for the sole purpose of making them children.

For anyone who doesn’t believe me, just follow r/arethestraightsok for a little while

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u/Id_Fuck_That_Dish 7d ago

I cherish peace with all my heart. I don’t care how many men, women, and children I need to kill to get it.

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u/livinginfutureworld 7d ago

“Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to 9 months. After that, they don’t wanna know about you. They don’t wanna hear from you. No nothing! No neonatal care, no daycare, no Head Start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re pre-born, you’re fine, if you’re preschool, you’re fucked.”

-George Carlin, 1996

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u/GallantChaos 7d ago

This isn't pro-life anymore. It's pro insanity.

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u/chaotic----neutral 7d ago

It's exactly what it has always been, pro forced birth. It is about punishment for decisions. Christians believe that sex for pleasure is a sin. They want to punish women who do it. They don't want to prevent abortions. They want to prevent sex.

Life was never sacred to them. It's a convenient excuse.

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u/viciousrebel 7d ago

This was a really good George Carlin skit and republicans are proving him right with every year that passes by.

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u/Dangerousrhymes 7d ago

They continue to carry his legacy in the most depressing and ironic ways possible

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u/TheLadyKoi 7d ago

In some cases, the mother is charged with murder after having a legitimate miscarriage. It's only going to get worse from here.

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u/PygmeePony 7d ago

Miscarriages happen all the time and can be very traumatic especially if it's late term because you're forced to give birth to a dead fetus. So instead of providing much needed support for the grieving parents the authorities give you a new trauma by charging you with murder?

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u/OMGEntitlement 7d ago

If you're not rich or you're the wrong color or you disrespected a cop once or any number of other little petty shitty reasons, absolutely 100% yes yes yes.

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u/hellfiredarkness 7d ago

I'm surprised they haven't just tried to have mandatory death penalty for all crimes at this point.....

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u/san_serifs 7d ago

Because Republican politicians would all be on death row.

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u/aRandomFox-II 7d ago

They can simply exempt themselves, just as they have been doing for ages already.

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u/whereismymind86 7d ago

And by all the time, we mean ALL THE TIME, supposedly something to the tune of 25% of all pregnancy ends in miscarriage

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u/TheAskewOne 7d ago edited 6d ago

Miscarriages happen so much that over half (if I'm not mistaken) of fertilized eggs fail and are evacuated in the first few days, and women don't even realize it because their next period isn't late.

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u/VoDoka 7d ago

I legitimately cannot imagine anyone in such a state making the informed decision to still have children.

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u/killerbee2319 7d ago

Yeah, that's why they want to take away birth control.

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u/Realworld 7d ago edited 6d ago

The bill would also define a “person” as an “unborn child at every stage of development from fertilization until birth.”

Fertilization occurs in wide part (ampulla) of Fallopian tube. From there the fertilized ovum (zygote) is transported to uterus where new embryo is implanted in uterine wall 5-6 days later.

Combined oral contraceptives ("the pill") function through number of effects including suppressed ovulation, decreased sperm mobility, and diminished zygote transport. If fertilization occurs the zygote is unlikely to reach uterus while viable.

In other words, birth control pills can prevent embryo implant after fertilization. South Carolina women on the pill will statistically (and unknowingly) be committing murder under this law. I foresee birth control pills being outlawed in the future.

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u/hour_of_the_rat 7d ago

I could see Red States enacting laws that grant personhood status & state residency to any visiting pregnant woman's fetus.

Example, a woman, who is recently pregnant, visits her family in Texas and then returns home. Upon learning she is pregnant, she goes to have an abortion.

The Texas state government, using Big Data, has tracked her while visiting the state, returning home, and visiting a Planned Parenthood Clinic. They are reasonably sure she has just committed 'murder' of one of their 'temporary residents' who they claim jurisdiction over. A arrest warrant is issued, and they request extradition.

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u/whereismymind86 7d ago

And the woman’s home state tells Texas police to shove that extradition order waaaayyyy up their asses

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u/hour_of_the_rat 7d ago

Blue state, sure. Red state, "We have her in custody".

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u/draculamilktoast 7d ago

"We have sent her to the concentration camp"

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u/Radthereptile 7d ago

And she can never visit family in Texas again because she has an active warrant. And when she applies for a job her background check will come back as having an active warrant for murder. It impacts a lot.

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u/FStubbs 7d ago

And Texas police (depending on how bold they are) go to her home state, arrest her, and take her back to Texas, and wait for the Supreme Court to rule in their favor.

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u/BarnDoorHills 7d ago

That's ridiculous and would never... oh she's black? Yeah, it would happen. Might be bounty hunters though, rather than Texas police.

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u/FStubbs 7d ago

It would be Texas police. They'd want the Supreme Court to rule that their police have jurisdiction in blue states to enforce Texas laws. They don't get that with bounty hunters.

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u/Pootins_Mini_PP 7d ago

In comparison: the magical idea that “human life begins at conception” was invented by Pope Pius IX in 1869, when Civil War medical practitioners were also barbers, and whisky was the only anesthetic.

Pius IX was a fascist, antisemitic, pro-slavery maniac. He kidnapped a young jewish boy as a child and kept him as his personal sex slave for life, and sided with the American Confederacy during our Civil War. He’s venerated as being nearly a saint by the Catholic Church.

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u/trowawaid 7d ago

I guess that also makes IVF illegal as well?

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u/emmainthealps 7d ago

Imagine you have a bunch of embryos in storage from doing ivf? Is it the death penalty if you have them destroyed because you don’t want more children? Or do you have to transfer them all

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u/whereismymind86 7d ago

Yes, this has come up before, these people also want to criminalize ivf

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u/Shitty_UnidanX 7d ago

My parents had fertility issues so I was born via IVF. My life would be a crime.

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u/Bitey_the_Squirrel 7d ago

Don’t get born? Jail.
Get born? Believe it or not, also jail.

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u/kobushi5 7d ago

I could not imagine not trying to leave asap

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u/Lmb1011 7d ago

I want to leave the entire damn country but it’s so hard to do. In the meantime I’m Lowkey hoping I just get menopause in my 30s so I can be past the fear of pregnancy killing me in one capacity of another

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u/Helenium_autumnale 7d ago

How can they do that when women can't control miscarriages? Make this insanity stop.

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u/Paksarra 7d ago

Find anything they can blame you for. Drink coffee? Work a stressful job? Quit your stressful job and got stressed out by finances? Didn't go to church twice a week to pray for your child's health? Live in a city with higher levels of air pollution?

You should have known better.

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u/MC_Fap_Commander 7d ago

Absolutely no woman who is pregnant or possibly pregnant should be visiting these anti-choice states.

A miscarriage and the wrong judge could lead to irreparable harm. These places deserve to be ostracized like "South Africa during Apartheid."

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u/HairyPossibility676 7d ago

There was an article just this week about a hospital in rural Idaho closing its obstetrics services because they’d lost all their doctors due to the harsh abortion laws in that state. Doctors don’t want to be forced into providing sub par standard of care because of these backwards laws. Now an entire community will have to drive 46 miles if they need an OB. I wonder if we will see more of that as these laws keep getting more and more ridiculous

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u/COMPUTER1313 7d ago

"Why is the country's birth rates plummeting?"

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u/kristamine14 7d ago

Remember like 5 years ago when Americans were saying abortion was an enshrined right and couldn’t be taken away - and now you’re already at death penalty for women who get abortions… it’s be funny if it wasn’t so evil

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u/Four-Name-Girl 7d ago

Canadian here. We keep being told that our rights are safe and that we shouldn't just vote based on abortion access, but fuck that, this shit is scary. It's easy for some to say "relax, what about the economy?" As if bodily autonomy wasn't the most important thing.

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u/mybustlinghedgerow 7d ago

God, I remember being told that women’s rights and the fight to protect bodily autonomy were “side-issues” meant to distract from the only real issue, which is the economy. So stupid.

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u/Dave-4544 6d ago

I remember being told "women's rights" were a done deal after the Suffragate and Women's Right To Vote movements. Jesus christ what a fuckin' world.

Black Civil Rights (and the other less talked about issues like Indigenous People's Rights) were also treated as solved issues in the history books. I genuinely believed we were living in a better world for all. I'll never be able to live in that bubble of happy social ignorance again, but I sure as hell am glad that it was burst. People need help, protection, and allies now more than ever. However there's only so much one person with no influence can do aside from cast votes and be kind..

Hang in there everyone.

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u/illgot 7d ago

America is what happens when you are legally allowed to bribe politicians and give corporations everything they want.

Don't be like America.

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u/TheSquishiestMitten 7d ago

Well, Brett Kavanaugh specifically said that Roe v Wade was settled during his confirmation hearing to SCOTUS. The fact that Roe v Wade is no longer means that Kavanaugh lied during his hearing. He should be removed from the bench and imprisoned for lying under oath. I mean, he lied about a bunch of other stuff, too.

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u/pecklepuff 7d ago

So many people skipped voting for years and years because they were so cock-sure that our rights were rock solid and they didn’t need to defend them.

FAFO.

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u/TiredMontanan 7d ago

Remember less than a year ago Republicans said this was about letting states decide, and not about restricting access? Vote. Run for office. Get involved. We can still turn this thing around. I hope.

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u/D1xonC1der 7d ago

nothing says pro life like the death penalty

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u/BrazenDropout 7d ago

How is this not about control of women

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u/_somelikeithot 7d ago

Yes, it’s not pro-life, it’s pro-control.

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u/gra_mor 7d ago

No no you misunderstand. Its about dehumanising women and then making them property. That's totally different.

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u/westdl 7d ago

Consider being a doctor or nurse in maternity. Do you want to risk going to work if it means a premature birth could mean you, your coworkers and your patient will be executed?

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u/kazooparade 7d ago

OBs have the means and motivation to leave shitty anti-women states where they are not allowed to provide good care. In fact many already are. Unfortunately that means less available/worse care for the women that live in those areas. This will disproportionately affect poor women.

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u/AmumuPro 7d ago

Meanwhile rich people or Republicans can go to a state that have full access to abortion to get their abortion

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u/escape1979uk 7d ago

"Pro-Life" - What a fucking circus..

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u/sagitta_luminus 7d ago

🎶Oh, what a circus

Oh, what a show🎶

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u/thoroakenfelder 7d ago

It's almost like life is not as sacred as they keep saying and it's just a wedge issue to make ignorant people vote against their own interests. But, I'm just an old country rooster and not a lawyer, so maybe I don't understand the big words.

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u/DillPixels 7d ago

They're not pro-life, they're anti-women.

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u/Winterfrost691 7d ago

The final form of "If I can't have her then no one can"

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u/bigbangbilly 7d ago

A bunch of people with life threatening pregnancy and nothing to lose seem like a potential recipe for disaster

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u/a_seventh_knot 7d ago

these fucking idiots are never satisfied.

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u/yunabladez 7d ago

Blood for the blood god

Skulls for the skull throne

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u/scipio0421 7d ago

Don't compare Chaos to these guys. One is a group of morally depraved assholes who would wantonly kill anyone they thought they could get away with and who have no souls. The other opposes the Imperium of Man.

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u/Trollet87 7d ago

Chaos the lesser evil WTF

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u/midnightwomble 7d ago

you cant be serious. I am so pro life I will kill you. Should be put in a padded cell for your own protection coming up with this shit

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u/blackscales18 7d ago

The point is creating more white babies at any cost, and oppressing women back into the home

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u/patienceisfun2018 7d ago

Damn, the flood gates have really opened up.

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u/sudomatrix 7d ago

Wanna bet this never gets enforced on a politician's daughter?

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u/AmiCutie 6d ago

Or their mistress

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u/Ljhoyt77 7d ago

Republicans are fucking going crazy. Can we just agree to abort them.

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u/TiredMontanan 7d ago

This is what happens when half of a political monopoly doesn’t have any actual ideas. They run a culture war to make people scared and angry:

“They’re coming to abort your kids and teach CRT in schools! We’re so busy with these pressing issues that we don’t have time to talk about how Republicans would solve automation, housing, environmental collapse, or crumbling infrastructure! CRT!!!”

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u/Educational_Hawk1029 7d ago

I feel like we should be able to vote these idiots (politicians) off the island. According to National Geographic…

“In ancient Athens, ostracism was the process by which any citizen, including political leaders, could be expelled from the city-state for 10 years.

Once a year, ancient Athenian citizens would nominate people they felt threatened democracy—because of political differences, dishonesty, or just general dislike. Today, although we can vote politicians out of office, we can’t exactly banish them from politics for a decade.”

I say we return to the old ways. Seemed to work for them. /s

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u/Masque-Obscura-Photo 7d ago

Vote? I'm looking on from Europe and am seriously baffled how you are not up in arms against these literal nazis.

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u/ScarofReality 7d ago

Not much we can do here when the police usually side with the Nazis.

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u/toepicksaremyfriend 7d ago

Gerrymandering is a common thing.

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u/supernovababoon 7d ago

You really can’t make this shit up. The cognitive dissonance is absurd. Republicans want to protect life so badly they want to kill people. Yet they don’t support healthcare and services for those that are alive. And they are also worried about too many minorities eroding white political power yet banning abortion disproportionately affects minorities which will only strengthen this demographic shift long-term. It really is unbelievable.

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u/Twilightalpha 7d ago

Let me get this straight... Their anti abortion concept (which the law is based on) is to save unborn children (lives) and to ensure it's enforced they're going to kill mothers who violate it??

Evel Knievel couldn't make that jump!

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u/OldWierdo 7d ago

Thank you for bringing up Evel Knievel 😁❤️

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u/Olympus___Mons 7d ago

So if a pregnant woman is assaulted and her unborn baby is killed, should the attacker be charged with murder of the unborn child?

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u/theLonelyBinary 7d ago

I was a victim of a crime and the woman with me was pregnant, the person got attempted murder and assault charges for both of us plus the unborn child.

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u/jtaustin64 7d ago

In some states that is what happens.

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u/21_MushroomCupcakes 7d ago

That's long been a thing.

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u/lastprophecy 7d ago

No, that's the woman's fault for leaving the house without a male escort.

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u/Rustys_Shackleford 7d ago

I have one child, and have been thinking about having another. I live in South Carolina. I’m going to call my doctor on Monday to discuss getting my tubes tied. It’s not worth it.

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u/surreysmith 7d ago

I'm pretty sure that's the next thing that'll be put to a stop.

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u/putmeinabag 7d ago

Please look into a bilateral salpingectomy. It is the complete removal of the Fallopian tubes as opposed to tying them. Good luck.

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u/Uncle_Bug_Music 7d ago

Pretty soon attempted suicide in some states will result in the death penalty.

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u/Paulo27 7d ago

"You're doing it wrong, let me help."

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u/ZachMN 7d ago

The Republican Party is a Death Panel for women and a champion of Rapists’ Rights.

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u/Awkward_Village_6871 7d ago

Ahh, the good old times where men dictate how women are things.

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u/Mr_WAAAGH 7d ago

So pro life they'll kill you for it!

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u/Automatic-Salad-931 7d ago

How about the death penalty for child molesters and rapists? Priorities people.

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u/nexusgmail 7d ago

Not Oniony at all, sadly. America is quickly becoming a dystopian nightmare.

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u/harbinger_nz 7d ago

I prefer the term "Taliban state", given the hate towards women these obscene laws are designed show

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u/Clive_Biter 7d ago

The Taliban is actually more flexible with abortion than some US states now

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u/frofya 7d ago

I hate blaming the Taliban (shitty though they are) for this. Let’s call it what it really is: Evangelical Christian extremism. Calling it a “Taliban state” kind of makes it seem “other”, kind of makes it seem like it was imported to us when it’s not. This is ideology is American born & bred. We allowed it to happen. We’re to blame.

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u/wewhomustnotbenamed 7d ago

as outsider, it looks very oniony to me.

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u/Wazza17 7d ago

Those who support and vote for these laws should face the same penalty

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u/Right-Fisherman-1234 7d ago

They do know that a woman can still have more kids later even if she's had an abortion, right? RIGHT???? SMFH!

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u/bradorsomething 7d ago

Not if she’s dead, she can’t!

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u/PeggyOnThePier 7d ago

You are so right!

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u/tiptherobots 7d ago

In that part of the world, the nice White lady would probably get a slap on the wrist, and be encouraged to change her ways and procreate. Anyone else; dead woman walking.

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u/wigzell78 7d ago

Pro-life, or we'll kill you.

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u/thundercod5 7d ago

Their pro live stance sure has a lot of death in it.

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u/couchtomato62 7d ago

Thank goodness in 1958 my mom left that god forsaken state and moved to california.

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u/MakoSanchez 7d ago

So this is what MAGA means by great AGAIN?? Back to...what? No womens rights, segregation ...hey why not slavery?? Let's try all the things that were horrible. That's a fun idea. Wtfih is happening right now

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u/bobweaver3000 7d ago

yes that is exactly what that stupid fucking phrase means. always has.

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u/ThatDudeRyan420 7d ago

MAGA supports bringing back the Jim Crow South but for the entire country.

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u/zenstain 7d ago

The "pro-life" party of "small government". Not enough of them died of Covid.

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u/kro9ik 7d ago

I simply do not understand this unhealthy fascination of Americans with abortion. It's a medical procedure that a woman undergoes after making a choice. Most countries do continue to control some aspect of it but not to the act of banning it or even criminalising it.

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u/Laringar 7d ago

If the fetus dies in utero, the procedure to remove it is still an abortion. As such, I know someone who had an abortion at 39 weeks.

There should be no limit on when an abortion can occur, because otherwise pregnant women will have their health put at risk.

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u/QuietRock 7d ago

First off, it's not all Americans who are obsessed with abortion, it's a specific segment of Americans, specifically right-wing Christians.

I believe reason is not as straightforward as you may believe. They use the moral front and emotional appeal of "killing babies" to rile up supporters, but that is not their motivation behind the desire to eliminate abortion.

It is really about maintaining control over women, which starts but does not end with abortion. Birth control is already up next. This will help "keep women in their place" and roll back women's liberalism. After all, the pill and abortion changed sexual power dynamics, and was closely linked to the beginning of women's lib.

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u/Pixielo 7d ago

Welcome to fascist fundamentalist evangelical Christianity.

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u/APlayerHater 7d ago

Birth rate is dropping and our corporate masters can't have that.

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u/pecklepuff 7d ago edited 7d ago

We could go the way of Poland and Japan where women’s access to abortion is restricted, so lots of women just stopped having sex and relationships with men. It just accelerates the decline in birth rates, and rightfully so.

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u/BiffBanter 7d ago

"eligible for the death penalty."

They want to define it as murder, so the same as if someone killed a born person.

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u/Charming_Computer_60 7d ago

Hypocrites. They claim that all life is sacred yet they want death to a woman who had an abortion? What does that solve? Nothing at all.

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u/QuickLime89 7d ago

This is some Salem Witch Trials shit over there.

"The doctor has deemed that bringing this baby to term will near certainly end your life. Therefore we will give you one final test. If you choose to terminate this pregnancy, you will be deemed a witch and we will burn you at the stake. If you don't terminate this pregnancy, you will be deemed pure as you allow your baby to kill you from the inside. Praise be to God."

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u/tykneedanser 7d ago

Separation of church and state…

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u/Beaglerampage 7d ago

And try to prove that miscarriage wasn’t an abortion. The USA has gone crazy! The handmaiden’s tail is here.

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u/MegaAscension 7d ago

People who rag on Alabama don’t realize that South Carolina is more backwards than Alabama. My boyfriend and I are afraid to do any PDA because we think we might get attacked or shot. And this is in one of the bluest parts of the state too.

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u/herbys 7d ago

If you are pregnant with twins, and one of the fetuses causes the other to stop developing, does this bill say you have to abort the remaining baby?

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u/thisoldmould 7d ago

Welcome to Gilead folks.

This is what happens when you don’t actively participate in democracy. Your freedom and justice is taken from you.

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u/I_Dont_Have_Corona 7d ago

Executing women for choices for what should be their rights. Is this America or the Middle East?

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u/HairTop23 7d ago

This is disgusting. Shame on every single republican who continues to support the party

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u/wewhomustnotbenamed 7d ago

South Carolina must learn of our pro-life ways... BY FORCE!

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u/InternetPeon 7d ago

Christian Nationalism is super fun!

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u/a_nice_moist_fart 7d ago

I guess this is why people call them a Death Cult.

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u/killarnivore2 7d ago

Get a grip America before it’s too late.

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u/foodiefuk 7d ago

Just banning abortion will kill many women via complicated pregnancies and domestic abuse. This is just an excuse to murder liberal doctors too. Modern conservativism is just a death cult run by billionaire elites.

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u/jrochest1 7d ago

Why don't they just cut out the middle term and just kill all the women in the state? That seems to be their objective in the long run.

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u/Familiar_Pea_9345 7d ago

Laws like this have no place in a civilized society. Conservatives don’t give a damn if society regresses as long as they get their money and power over the rest of us. I hope they all get the guillotine before that happens.

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u/Sleepdprived 7d ago

This law is for virtue signaling that "We are more holy than thou" and that game never ends. It goes from abortion and same sex couples to contraceptives, to pornography and alchohol, and it ends with "you know we are the holy chosen people we should control all of God's holy land" they want to make America a Christian nation and then the next stop is a HOLY WAR. It might be another crusade, it might be a type of "missionary " but it will end in blood because the "I'm more virtuous" game ends in holy wars.

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u/JWBIERE 7d ago

Aren't the male Republican politicians in South Carolina killing millions of potential babies when they jerk off to gay and trans porn?

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u/ravengenesis1 7d ago

So Taliban tactics?